Here For The Queer

ghostly-harmless:

ghostly-harmless:

bigtittya1chemy:

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

the-unseelie-court-official:

The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.

The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.

The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.

For the oysters.

I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary

hold on I gotta google something

I probably could’ve pieced that one together myself tbh

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thedialup:

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bipanda:

The feminine urge to say “have you no compassion for my poor nerves” every time something goes wrong with my life

cocomonerd:

No because pride and prejudice isn’t “I changed myself for you so you would love me back.” It’s “your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated all my behavior patterns and why they came about and came to the realization myself that I had to work on myself. Also I don’t expect you to love me now that I’m a work in progress, so I’m just going to do nice things for you because I don’t like seeing you hurt.” No wonder P&P fans refuse to settle.

foolishcrow:

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

owlmylove:

alphacrone:

no one seems happier in life than those eccentric old ladies who wear all one color or collect frogs or have wacky hair colors and usually live alone with some funky pets and have weekly book club meetings with their equally amazing friends

and god i can’t wait to be one

civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

(via petrichoraflora)

gablehood:

gablehood:

i hate job hunting so much why couldn’t i have just been sent abroad as a girl to serve at the court of margaret of austria and then later to serve a succession of french queens so that i could return to the english court years later as a lady of sophistication and charm capable of causing one of the greatest religious schisms in european history

if one more person reblogs this to tell me that Anne Boleyn got executed I’m gonna shake their hand and thank them because despite me evidently knowing the specifics of her early career in Europe pre-1522 I somehow was not aware of her extremely famous beheading. I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me.

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pancakeke:

laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you

me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)

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squinko-moved:

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thedooodle:

catboy-kakashi:

One of the fun things about using tumblr is every once in a while your dash will get flooded with a very specific kind of content and you have to ask “okay, did something happen in the world recently to make everyone care about this, or do i have one mutual that’s just really into posting about johnny appleseed today”

Its time to play everybody’s favorite game show….HYPER FIXATION OR UNPRECEDENTED EVENT!!! *cue game show music*

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